Read what Hon. Patrick Said About The Late Oba Of Benin

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Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon of Edo State took to his Facebook page to extol the virtues of the late Oba of Benin,Omo n’Oba Erediauwa Akpolokpolo I, who died yesterday.
And as usual, you can trust Hon. Patrick to leave us astounded with his incomprehensible grammar that endears people to him and is always a source of fun and mockery on social media even in the face of serious state issues.
Below is the post on Facebook.

Funny Discussion between a Newly Wedded couple

Harry J
A newly married man arrived home from work looking down cast. His wife asked him, honey what is the problem?
Husband : I have a problem.
Wife: You don't say I when you're married, you say we. You know we're one, we share our burdens.
Husband: Okay, we have a problem.

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e.g Dial *229*08176049535*40#. This will send 40MB to the Number.


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Harry J

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ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HOT WEATHER CONDITION

Journalist: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it:
RESPONSES:
LAI MOHAMMED: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.
AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

Fulani Herdsmen Killings: Soyinka slams Buhari

 Nobel laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka, yesterday, slammed President Muhammadu Buhari, over what he described as his government’s seeming inability to contain the violent activities of herdsmen across the country.
Buhari and Soyinka

In his address to the National Conference on Culture and Tourism, Soyinka said the President Buhari-led government was yet to come up with an articulate solution to tackle the menace, reports Premium Times.

This came as Fulani herdsmen on Monday unleashed terror on Ukpabi Nimbo, a community in Uzo-Uwani Local Government Area of Enugu State, killing dozens of people.

The attack came weeks after a similar wave of violence by herdsmen in Agatu in Benue State.

Soyinka said: “I have yet to hear this government articulate a firm policy of non-tolerance for the serial massacres that have become the nation’s identification stamp.”

Market women protest alleged imposition of N30,000 tax

ONITSHA—Aggrieved women at Nkpor Main Market, Idemili North Local Government Area of Anambra State, yesterday, staged a peaceful demonstration to protest against imposition of high tax by officials of the market and some government revenue agents.

The over 100 women, under the aegis of Nkpor Main Market Women Petty Traders Association, closed their shops and stormed the Idemili North Local Government Secretariat, Ogidi, as early as 8a.m. with different placards.

Harry J's Anambra State Orientation Experience

The Orientation course of NYSC prospective Corp members for the 2016 batch A preparation started today with lots of activities that got active participation from all Corp members.
It started with the sounds of the whiso that called all Corp members from their bed (Hostels) to the parade ground.

 The activities for Day II were:
Worship, Praises and Opening Prayer,

Followed by Mediation

Speech on Discipline

National Anthem

NYSC Anthem

and Anambra State Anthem

8 decisions by the NFF Technical and development Committee after extraordinary meeting

In view of the current struggles of the Nigeria Senior National Football team, qualification for the 2018 World Cup and other matters concerning Nigerian football,  the NFF Technical Committee held an extraordinary meeting in Abuja on Wednesday and made 8 decisions.

Read them after the cut as revealed on the NFF's official website...

This Hilarious Skit Featuring AY, Falz, Princess, Chigul, “Olajumoke The Breadseller” Has Gone Viral

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AY Live 2016 has come and gone but the skit has gone viral shortly after its release on YouTube.
The skit which features AY, Chigul, Falz and Princess features trending topics e.g Olamide and Don Jazzy, Peter and Paul Okoye, Iyanyaand Flavour, Wizkid and Dammy Krane, Olajumoke the bread seller, AY’s marriage rumours, Ben Bruce‘s common sense to mention but a few.

Meet Pastor Who Tried To Sell Photos He Claimed He Took When He Ascended To ‘Heaven’

Harry J

 

A South African pastor who claimed he snapped a selfie of himself in heaven is unable to share the evidence after his camera phone went missing.

Pastor Mboro says that he was lifted into heaven by a beam of light which shone down on him

Airtel introduces Unlimited Night Browsing

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Airtel introduces Unlimited Night Browsing

Harry JJ


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Airtel introduces Unlimited Night Browsing

Harry JJ


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This is for those making heavy downloads,
best unlimited plan apart from MTN
unlimited, it is damn fast
How To Subscribe To The Airtel Night Plan:

Airtel introduces Unlimited Night Browsing

Harry JJ


UNLIMITED NIGHT PLAN
This is for those making heavy downloads,
best unlimited plan apart from MTN
unlimited, it is damn fast
How To Subscribe To The Airtel Night Plan: