5 May 2016

Read what Hon. Patrick Said About The Late Oba Of Benin

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Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon of Edo State took to his Facebook page to extol the virtues of the late Oba of Benin,Omo n’Oba Erediauwa Akpolokpolo I, who died yesterday.
And as usual, you can trust Hon. Patrick to leave us astounded with his incomprehensible grammar that endears people to him and is always a source of fun and mockery on social media even in the face of serious state issues.
Below is the post on Facebook.


“The heart of the land of igodomigodo
Yes..the heart of the land of igodomigodo
suffereth a phlebotomy
The sacred chalk has been broken
The savanah bush
rumbles from the incandescent foot walk
of the “phoenixian” leopard
Oh……the land of igodomigodo
suffereth a venesection
Aplomb in realization like the Egyptian
bird of Phoenix,igodomigodo’s
phlebotomized land shall drink soon
the traditional meriba’s aqua.
The Umogun scintillates…scintillates and
scintillates…..”
Hon. Patrick

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